There's a fair in my head
It starts when I'm in bed
And everything goes quiet
A fair, like a riot

With a one eyed giant
A real-life defiant
With bells and whistles
Waffels and Quiffles

Cowboys and Indians
Firing their rounds
Ladies with beards
With four headed hounds

There's a fair in my head
It starts when I'm in bed
And everything goes quiet
A fair, like a riot

And then I get sent
To Fortuna's tent
And then I get sent
To Fortuna's tent

She peers through my soul
And discovers my goal
As I can't control
My arms around her neck

“Get back! Get back!”
She shouts out loud
And round the tent
There gathers a crowd

There's a fair in my head
I know that i'm dead
And everything goes quiet
A fair, like a riot

There's a fair in my head
I know that i'm dead
And everything goes quiet
A fair, like a riot